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There's more to being a bride than showing up in a pretty dress.

We begin with this area of possible problems since you have already experienced it long before the wedding. Your relationship with your maid or matron of honor probably predates that of your groom, and is usually someone very close to you, your best friend or your sister. It's natural that she feels that she has a prior claim on your affections. There may be history between them, too. She may have actually warned you against him. Maybe he hit on her once. Then too, we find that the maid of honor can also be possessive of her duties in a way that might make her too bossy for your groom to abide; grooms, on the other hand, tend to goof off. If he looks like this guy you probably don't mind.
Remember, though, that grooms have hidden wedding talents they won't willingly admit to. For instance, most men can handle yard work. If you're having an outdoor wedding, you can save a lot of cash if you assign all that stuff to the groom.

Always be on the lookout for a possible outbreak of hostilities, if not outright war, between the mother of the bride and the mother of the groom. No matter what treaties have been signed, any little thing may cause one mother or the other to claim an infraction and turn all your attention toward whatever incident has injured her pride. The two mothers don't even have to have met yet, since they can assign you and the groom to do their fighting for them. Avoid this; you and the groom are going to have plenty of your own disagreements to work out, without having to defend the honor of your respective disgruntled mothers.

Of course, the people we've mentioned here by no means represent an exhaustive list. We're sure you have plenty of relatives and friends that are strange or crazy in ways we haven't even heard of yet. Some other problematic persons might include Katy the Screamy Flower Girl, Kelly and Geode the Critical Bridesmaids, snotty Wedding Planner, Cheap Dad, and a wide variety of others, some of whom you'll meet in the following pages.